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Confessions of an introvert

Once a guy rejected me because I’m an introvert as if there’s something really wrong with me.

Sometimes I wait in the bathroom until all our guests are gone.

I switch on to airplane mode on my phone so that I can read all the texts without letting people know I have read their texts. That way its okay if I reply them after a week.

I go to movies alone and then never discuss those movies with my friends and family, so they’ll never ask me questions like when, where and with whom I did watch that movie.

The best way to get your crush to hate you is to be rude to them and pretend like they don’t exist. That’s exactly what I do.

Tall guys intimidate me so I try not to stand beside them. I run away whenever I see a tall guy around.

I keep checking my profiles on social media and try making them as perfect as possible so that I can be cool, at least on the internet.

Currently, I have only 1 friend to whom I talk every day. It’s intensely tiring for me to make new friends and then maintain those friendships.

It’s not that I’m bad at communication or I am unable to carry a conversation. I prefer to stay quiet and observe everyone instead.

Please don’t feel sorry for me when I’m eating alone. I really don’t like sharing my food, especially chips.

I hate it whenever I find an acquaintance on my commute because it means more talking and less music.

  1. I once pretended to be an extrovert for a whole day and I loved it. But it was exhausting AF and then I realized why I am an introvert.

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